I am Batma...I mean, uhhh..Hello, My name is Bruce Wayne.
I was born to extremely wealthy parents in the *fine* city of Gotham. The first 10 years of my life were idyllic and full of all of the love a child could want. That was all shattered when my parents were gunned down in front of me by a petty thief. I vowed to do all that I could to make sure that never happened to anyone else. Thus I spent the next 10 years honing my skills and training to become A DARK KNIGHT OF VENGENCE!....just kidding. I became a playboy billionaire philanthropist. That is it. yup. No disturbed psyche here. I don't prowl the streets at night beating the crap out of criminals as a coping mechanism. That would just be silly. Nope, not me. I am just your average well adjusted trust fund baby who likes to drive fast cars and party with the ladies. Oh, and give money to charity. That is how I make a difference.